Still more tips for daily living

Don't drive an SUV if you live in the city and are single...theres no reason for it....luggage or not. Ive said this many times about the suburbs...more to the point if you live in a city. having trouble parallel parking...or at gas stations ..in your big gas guzzling SUV ? No sympathy here.....even if you have 2.3 kids.

Don't eat the yellow snow

Eat soup from a cup as opposed to a bowl...you loose all the heat/steam out of the bowl too fast. And isnt soup supposed to be hot ? It once was anyway. And Tomato soup ? Isnt this just hot Tomato juice ? For that just microwave a cup of V8...it'd be healthier.

Guys don't spit when your walkng in public. it's disgusting...barbaric. You should have to crawl on the ground and lick it up. It shouldnt be illegal....it's just disgusting.

For every law lawmakers pass repeal one.

Girls don't pop your chewing gum outloud. Nobody want's to hear it. Its quite annoying. And furthermore....Don't sing or worse hum in public. just don't.

Have your check ready at the register in stores...( grocery...CVS etc)....except the amount. Cuz believe it or not there are people behind you probably. Better yet. retire paper checks. Its 2009 already for god sakes.

Don't try to get people to watch PBS. It's cool you watch it...For others its probably boring and reminds them your either over 60 or nerdy. Or just dull.

Things i like...............................

marbles

slinkys

etch a sketches

blankets

feather pillows

bubbles

rain

being naked

animation

trading cards

mirror balls

maps

vinyl albums

college basketball

dance clubs

sunsets

waterski-ing

Family Guy

Billboard magazine

porn

watches

mesh

fireplaces

Boston

Pama liquor

velvet

salads

25 cent slots

lists

history

telescopes

classic rock

bubble baths

lemonade

DKNY

political conventions

air hockey

my ex wife

beaches

cats

dogs

italian food

Things i don't like..............................

ballet

weddings

funerals

chinese food

red wine

math

sleet

ghetto rap music

hockey

entertainment news

republicans

traffic

Old Navy

bee's

western movies

hospital drama's

milk

Tofu

pencils

orange

jello

opera

the circus

church

parades

beige

vaccuming

throw pillows

sconces

hangovers

school

children screaming

hard boiled eggs

potato salad

weeding

yelling

tuxedo's

sauerkraut

kidney beans

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Some of my favorite dance music records of all time. ( i was once a pretty good dj...i was told)

*Adonis - No way back

* Rocky Jones - Choice of a new generation

* Jungle Wonz - Time marches on

* Fingers Inc - Mystery of love

* Fingers Inc - Never no more lonely

* Royalhouse - Party people

* Dirty Vegas - Days go by

* New Order - True faith

* New Order - Blue Monday

* Coldplay - Clocks/Viva la Vida

* Divine Inspiration - What will be will be

* Madonna - Get together

* Madonna - Into the groove

*Alexander Robotnik - Problems D'amour

* Klein MBO - Dirty talk

* Tantra - Hills of Katmandu

* Mandy Smith - I just cant wait

* Baiser - Summer breeze

* Rick Astley - Keep on keeping on

* Motorcycle - As the rush

* Candido - Jingo

* - Romeo Void - Never say never

* - Black Legend - You see the trouble

* - Black Legend - Your my first your my last

* - Rui Da Silva - Touch me

* - Kosheen - Hide you

* - Cure - just like heaven

* - Human league - Dont you want me

* - Danny Tenaglia - Look ahead

* - Danny Tenaglia - Music is the answer

* - Living joy - Dreamer

* - Kaos - Definition of love ( original demo lp version)

* - Carolyn Harding - Memories

* - Touch - Without you

* Taurus Boyz - Looking for a love

* - Ellis D - My loleatta

* - Ellis D - I will survive

* - Afrika Bambaata - Planet rock

* - Pleasure Pump - Fantasize me

* - Vamp - outlander

* - Carl Cox - I want you

* - Adam X - Listen

* - France Joli - Come to me

* - Pet shop boys - Left to my own devices

* - Mary J Blidge - Your child ( Jrs mix )

* - Dynamixx - Dont want another man

* - Michael Watford - Holding on

* - Sister Sledge - He's the greatest dancer

* - Sister Sledge - Lost in music

* - B52's - Mesopotamia / Planet Claire

* - Solu music - Fade ( bimbo jones remix)

* -Armand Van Helden - Flowers

* - Armand Van Helden - you dont even know me

* - Kelly Bienvenue - Come back to me ( welcomes disco mix)

* - Evermore - Too late

* - Dave Armstrong feat redrouche - Love has gone

* - Hot Rocks vs the Doors -  Light my fire

* - Dirty South vs Led Zeppelin - Im gonna leave

* - Chicane - Soothe

* - Stonebridge - You dont know - ( hott 22 remix)

* - Martun Ten Velden - I wish you would

* - Brent Laurence - aint gonna ...

* - Kelly Osbourne - One word - (chris cox remix)

* - Armand Van Helden - Puerto rico

* - Jefferson Airplane - White rabbitt ( jonathan peters remix)

* - Groove Armada - Love sweet sound ( Friscia remix)

* - Ce Ce Rogers - Someday

* - Iio - Rapture

* - Prydz - Pjanoo

* - Ralphi rosario - You used to hold me

* - Drummers of love - Drums of love

* - Esquire - Intoxicated

* - Tiesto - Love comes again

* - CeCe Peniston - Finally

* - Fish go deep - Cure and the cause

* - Bob Sinclair - Love generation

* - Flirts - Passion

thats all i can think of right now. im sure it'll hold you over till next time. self indulgence.   I have all there on vinyl if your interested....all 3 of you out there still playing records.

More tips for daily living

* Can we retire spaghetti and ziti already ? most of us have moved on to penne and shells and anything else. Spaghetti is too much work and doesnt hold ANY kind of sauce.....clearly.

* Maybe we cant swim naked.  But there should be more places to do this. Not all of us can afford private pools.  And the coastline should be more accessable to everyone not just the wealthy. You disagree ?   Have you always been a republican ? ( not that theres anything wrong with that. )

* Ummm you can take a bullet for your country at 18 years old but you cant drink a beer legally ? huh.  Two seventeen year old kids having sex are both breaking the law ? And he can be charged with rape ? ( not her ? )   huh.

*Cemetarys suck. Who thought of this idea ? And wakes ? how morbid.

* Hey adults ...dont rag on kids for skateboarding...they could be robbing people....or worse...listening to Eminem music.  Or worse...Fifty cent raps.  Hey Fifty...u got anything else to say other than you like bitches and guns ? At least Kanye deliveres a positive message...even thru his despicable arrogance.  And, i will add, complete lack of humility.

* Enough with the motown. 

*Gals....enough with the tramp stamps. We get it. Your slutty.

* that one ply bathroom tissue aka toilet paper y'all see at highway rest areas and bars and restaurants ? Don buy that shit ( no pun)  for your house...however tight your budget. It doesnt absorb...it just pushes it around....so to speak. Dontcha wanna be clean ....down there ?

* Girls...dont try to pick up guys for casual sex if you are on your period.  No offense. Just dont.  * Girls...you all know B4 Britney came Madonna ?   And how many of you remember Marilyn Monroe as a recording artist ?   Didnt think so...

*No more finger snaps in r& b ballads please. 

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Tips for daily living

*Never wear orange

*Dont drive slow in the left lane of the highway. Its the passing lane....not your personal travel lane. You are not in charge of it...its not your job to use it to slow traffic down....either move to the right or pick up the pace Sparky!

* Dont drink so much you end up throwing up....there is a point when you must know you are drunk. Wasn't that your intent ? You succeeded. Stop drinking fool!

*Nobody under 65 likes cranberry sauce. Stop serving it thanxgiving.

* Ties on men suck. There is no point. And enough with the pin stripe suits already. 

* To you hip hop rappers....enough already with the guns and bitches and ho's. We get it. Throw in something positive. Same to all you dark Goth Death metal groups. 

*Women....dont shave/pluck your eyebrows and then paint fake ones on....it looks ridiculous.

* Hey Japan...stop hunting whales.  Canada...still slaughtering baby harp seals ? is that fun ?

* Cigarette smokers....when you toss your cigarette butt out your car window, do you NOT think thats littering ? cuz it is.

* Guys....shave if not your backs then at least the back of your neck. Cuz it looks ridiculous.  

* Candy canes that are peppermint on Christmas are way too old school. And retire circus peanuts already. Not the peanuts you buy at the circus...but the odd orange sponge like candy people without taste or a clue still seem to buy.

* Dont go to petting zoos or circus's. They are cruel, inhumane and should be illegal. Just close em already.

* Texas.....secede already. 

*Guys....spitting when you walk is disgusting. barbaric. save it for in private in the bathroom.

* Guys..enough with the baggy gym shorts and shorts that go down to the top of your socks. Those arent really shorts...just pants that are too short. In 90 degree heat in the summer,,,,dontcha think shorts SOMEWHERE above the knees would be cooler and more comfortable ? Im not talking hot pants. Just.........SHORTS!!

*There is a point when music is clearly too loud....if its distorted its too loud. duh.

*Hunters....we dont want to see the heads of your capture mounted on the wall. Its really disgusting. theres no defense. And in a restaurant ? I mean really. Steak house or not.

*Global warming is happening. Denying it shows idiocy. ( ok Glenn Beck ?)

* Dont critisize the european way of life unless you have been there.  If you have lived your whole life in one small town in Iowa dont assume people on either coast are out of touch with mainstream America. Maybe its the other way around. Dont forget...its 2009!! the past is gone....you cant stop progress.

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