Tips for daily living

*Never wear orange

*Dont drive slow in the left lane of the highway. Its the passing lane....not your personal travel lane. You are not in charge of it...its not your job to use it to slow traffic down....either move to the right or pick up the pace Sparky!

* Dont drink so much you end up throwing up....there is a point when you must know you are drunk. Wasn't that your intent ? You succeeded. Stop drinking fool!

*Nobody under 65 likes cranberry sauce. Stop serving it thanxgiving.

* Ties on men suck. There is no point. And enough with the pin stripe suits already. 

* To you hip hop rappers....enough already with the guns and bitches and ho's. We get it. Throw in something positive. Same to all you dark Goth Death metal groups. 

*Women....dont shave/pluck your eyebrows and then paint fake ones on....it looks ridiculous.

* Hey Japan...stop hunting whales.  Canada...still slaughtering baby harp seals ? is that fun ?

* Cigarette smokers....when you toss your cigarette butt out your car window, do you NOT think thats littering ? cuz it is.

* Guys....shave if not your backs then at least the back of your neck. Cuz it looks ridiculous.  

* Candy canes that are peppermint on Christmas are way too old school. And retire circus peanuts already. Not the peanuts you buy at the circus...but the odd orange sponge like candy people without taste or a clue still seem to buy.

* Dont go to petting zoos or circus's. They are cruel, inhumane and should be illegal. Just close em already.

* Texas.....secede already. 

*Guys....spitting when you walk is disgusting. barbaric. save it for in private in the bathroom.

* Guys..enough with the baggy gym shorts and shorts that go down to the top of your socks. Those arent really shorts...just pants that are too short. In 90 degree heat in the summer,,,,dontcha think shorts SOMEWHERE above the knees would be cooler and more comfortable ? Im not talking hot pants. Just.........SHORTS!!

*There is a point when music is clearly too loud....if its distorted its too loud. duh.

*Hunters....we dont want to see the heads of your capture mounted on the wall. Its really disgusting. theres no defense. And in a restaurant ? I mean really. Steak house or not.

*Global warming is happening. Denying it shows idiocy. ( ok Glenn Beck ?)

* Dont critisize the european way of life unless you have been there.  If you have lived your whole life in one small town in Iowa dont assume people on either coast are out of touch with mainstream America. Maybe its the other way around. Dont forget...its 2009!! the past is gone....you cant stop progress.

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