More tips for daily living

* Can we retire spaghetti and ziti already ? most of us have moved on to penne and shells and anything else. Spaghetti is too much work and doesnt hold ANY kind of sauce.....clearly.

* Maybe we cant swim naked.  But there should be more places to do this. Not all of us can afford private pools.  And the coastline should be more accessable to everyone not just the wealthy. You disagree ?   Have you always been a republican ? ( not that theres anything wrong with that. )

* Ummm you can take a bullet for your country at 18 years old but you cant drink a beer legally ? huh.  Two seventeen year old kids having sex are both breaking the law ? And he can be charged with rape ? ( not her ? )   huh.

*Cemetarys suck. Who thought of this idea ? And wakes ? how morbid.

* Hey adults ...dont rag on kids for skateboarding...they could be robbing people....or worse...listening to Eminem music.  Or worse...Fifty cent raps.  Hey Fifty...u got anything else to say other than you like bitches and guns ? At least Kanye deliveres a positive message...even thru his despicable arrogance.  And, i will add, complete lack of humility.

* Enough with the motown. 

*Gals....enough with the tramp stamps. We get it. Your slutty.

* that one ply bathroom tissue aka toilet paper y'all see at highway rest areas and bars and restaurants ? Don buy that shit ( no pun)  for your house...however tight your budget. It doesnt absorb...it just pushes it around....so to speak. Dontcha wanna be clean ....down there ?

* Girls...dont try to pick up guys for casual sex if you are on your period.  No offense. Just dont.  * Girls...you all know B4 Britney came Madonna ?   And how many of you remember Marilyn Monroe as a recording artist ?   Didnt think so...

*No more finger snaps in r& b ballads please. 

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