the things that bother me the most right now (april 13 2010)

1. Urban ( and suburban) youth ( yes maybe I am getting old) wearing their pants down around their knees...so we can all see their plaid boxers. Nobody wants to see your underwear kids...and boxers ? Really. Is that comfortable to walk holding your pants up by the crotch ? Hopefully you won't have to run, to say, catch a bus. Or someone giving out free L'il Wayne cd's. Try clothes that fit someday...they are quite comfortable. Those oversize tee shirts suck too..way way out of style. Don't be afraid to show the shape of your body. No one is asking you to show skin. But really. How much fabric does a tee shirt need.
2. Women at the grocery store ( yes women..not men) who wait until everything is scanned , then decide to pull out their checkbook and START writing the check. Didn't ya know you were gonna buy stuff ladies ? Ya couldn't have dug out that checkbook during the process ? Maybe even written out the store name. Anything ????Anything to spare the people in line behind you the 20 minute wait ?
3. Talking on your cellphone AND smokong a cigarette ??? did ya know you were driving and supposed to have at least ONE hand on the steering wheel ? Guess not.
4. I know you love your dog. But do you have to bring he/she/it everywhere ??? Its a driving hazard I tell you. And an annoyance to others, particularly if you bring said dog into stores and you are not blind. Just leave the damn dog home.
5. Girls, stop popping your chewing gum in my damn ear. I get it. Your chewing gum I don't want to have to hear it though.
6. No right turn on red ? but the intersection is void of cars except for mine...and it's been like that for a good several minutes now for christ sakes. Whats the hazard ? Who made this decision ??? Nobody that apparently lives around here or frequents this intersection.
7. Tired of the word 'shawty' in hip hop songs. Really tired of it.
8. People when are you gonna stop eating so much fast food and drinking so much soda ? Why is it that soda is everywhere, yet orange juice is hard to fing at a vending machine ?
9. Gas stations ...there is no .9 cents. ( $2.79.9 a gallon.) why is it that only gas stations can charge that .9 cents ???? it DOESNT EXIST!!
10. Stop reading on the toilet. Get in and get out.