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Thursday, October 8, 2009

Still more tips for daily living


Don't drive an SUV if you live in the city and are single...theres no reason for it....luggage or not. Ive said this many times about the suburbs...more to the point if you live in a city. having trouble parallel parking...or at gas stations ..in your big gas guzzling SUV ? No sympathy here.....even if you have 2.3 kids.

Don't eat the yellow snow

Eat soup from a cup as opposed to a bowl...you loose all the heat/steam out of the bowl too fast. And isnt soup supposed to be hot ? It once was anyway. And Tomato soup ? Isnt this just hot Tomato juice ? For that just microwave a cup of V8...it'd be healthier.

Guys don't spit when your walkng in public. it's disgusting...barbaric. You should have to crawl on the ground and lick it up. It shouldnt be illegal....it's just disgusting.

For every law lawmakers pass repeal one.

Girls don't pop your chewing gum outloud. Nobody want's to hear it. Its quite annoying. And furthermore....Don't sing or worse hum in public. just don't.

Have your check ready at the register in stores...( grocery...CVS etc)....except the amount. Cuz believe it or not there are people behind you probably. Better yet. retire paper checks. Its 2009 already for god sakes.

Don't try to get people to watch PBS. It's cool you watch it...For others its probably boring and reminds them your either over 60 or nerdy. Or just dull.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Things i like...............................


marbles
slinkys
etch a sketches
blankets
feather pillows
bubbles
rain
being naked
animation
trading cards
mirror balls
maps
vinyl albums
college basketball
dance clubs
sunsets
waterski-ing
Family Guy
Billboard magazine
porn
watches
mesh
fireplaces
Boston
Pama liquor
velvet
salads
25 cent slots
lists
history
telescopes
classic rock
bubble baths
lemonade
DKNY
political conventions
air hockey
my ex wife
beaches
cats
dogs
italian food

Things i don't like..............................

ballet
weddings
funerals
chinese food
red wine
math
sleet
ghetto rap music
hockey
entertainment news
republicans
traffic
Old Navy
bee's
western movies
hospital drama's
milk
Tofu
pencils
orange
jello
opera
the circus
church
parades
beige
vaccuming
throw pillows
sconces
hangovers
school
children screaming
hard boiled eggs
potato salad
weeding
yelling
tuxedo's
sauerkraut
kidney beans