*******WORDS THAT SUCK*******

i just don't like these words. dunno why

* aka

* antiquing

* burgle

* cavort

* cervix

* caucus

* chortle

* cloister

* conversate

* corpuscle
* delightful

* deplane

* eatery

* extremities

* facilitate

* giddy

* glorious

* holistic

* hone

* kismet

* liason

* minted

* orientate

* peruse

* pick

* pittance

* prioritize

* query

* quintessential

* scrotum

* segue

* sibling

* thusly

* vulva

* task
* chore

100 movies you should see.

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* Office space
* Idiocracy
* Titanic
* Plagues and Pleasures on the Salton Sea
* Cleopatra
* Caligula
* Napolean dynamite
* The party
* Finding Nemo
* Fantastic Earth
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* Lost in translation
* Shaun of the dead
* Pleasantville
* Nude on the moon
* Clockwork orage
* Liquid sky
* Groundhog day
* American beauty
* Elf
* War of the roses
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* Glory
* Avatar
* Toy story 2
* Metropolis
* Fritz the cat
* 2001 A Space Oddity
* It's a wonderful life
* Schindlers list
* Citizen Kane
* Apocalypse Now
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* Wizard of OZ
* Goodfellas
* One flew over the cookoo's nest
* The Sound of Music
* Blue Velvet
* Capitalism: A love story
* Seven
* Trainspotting
* Streetcar named desire
* Monty Python and The holy Grail
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* Midnight express
* Do the right thing
* 300
* Full metal jacket
* Saving Private Ryan
* As good as it gets
* Donnie Darko
* Beetlejuice
* The Godfather
* The Godfather Pt. 2
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* A Hard days Night
* Invasion of the body snatchers
* Psycho
* Mommy Dearest
* Plan 9 from Outer Space
* Rocky Horror Picture Show
* Erasurehead
* Dazed and confused
* The Warriors
* In Cold blood
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* Rosemarys baby
* Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
* Deliverance
* West World
* Billy Jack
* Natural Born Killers
* Life and Times of Larry Flynt
* 300
* Twelve monkeys
* Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
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* Freaks
* Reefer Madness
* Clerks
* The meaning of life
* Forbidden planet
* Easy rider
* SAW
* Pink Flamingoes
* Sideways
* Little Miss Sunshine
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* The Trip
* The Candidate
* Koyanisquatsi

* Hotel Rwanda
* The Brady Bunch Movie
* Blow
* Bully
* Friday
* The Birdcage
* Airplane !
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* Ferris Buellers Day Off
* The Naked Gun
* Austin Powers ( Man of Mystery)
* The Nutty Professer (original)
* Meet the Parents
* Tropic Thunder
* Revolutionary Road
* Wild at Heart
* Mullholland Drive
* This is Spinal Tap

the things that bother me the most right now (april 13 2010)

1. Urban ( and suburban) youth ( yes maybe I am getting old) wearing their pants down around their knees...so we can all see their plaid boxers. Nobody wants to see your underwear kids...and boxers ? Really. Is that comfortable to walk holding your pants up by the crotch ? Hopefully you won't have to run, to say, catch a bus. Or someone giving out free L'il Wayne cd's. Try clothes that fit someday...they are quite comfortable. Those oversize tee shirts suck too..way way out of style. Don't be afraid to show the shape of your body. No one is asking you to show skin. But really. How much fabric does a tee shirt need.
2. Women at the grocery store ( yes women..not men) who wait until everything is scanned , then decide to pull out their checkbook and START writing the check. Didn't ya know you were gonna buy stuff ladies ? Ya couldn't have dug out that checkbook during the process ? Maybe even written out the store name. Anything ????Anything to spare the people in line behind you the 20 minute wait ?
3. Talking on your cellphone AND smokong a cigarette ??? did ya know you were driving and supposed to have at least ONE hand on the steering wheel ? Guess not.
4. I know you love your dog. But do you have to bring he/she/it everywhere ??? Its a driving hazard I tell you. And an annoyance to others, particularly if you bring said dog into stores and you are not blind. Just leave the damn dog home.
5. Girls, stop popping your chewing gum in my damn ear. I get it. Your chewing gum I don't want to have to hear it though.
6. No right turn on red ? but the intersection is void of cars except for mine...and it's been like that for a good several minutes now for christ sakes. Whats the hazard ? Who made this decision ??? Nobody that apparently lives around here or frequents this intersection.
7. Tired of the word 'shawty' in hip hop songs. Really tired of it.
8. People when are you gonna stop eating so much fast food and drinking so much soda ? Why is it that soda is everywhere, yet orange juice is hard to fing at a vending machine ?
9. Gas stations ...there is no .9 cents. ( $2.79.9 a gallon.) why is it that only gas stations can charge that .9 cents ???? it DOESNT EXIST!!
10. Stop reading on the toilet. Get in and get out.

my bucket list

things i need and or want to do b4 I die.

* Visit Suvarov........... I have wanted to go there since I was a kid. Specifically, since reading 'An island to myself' by Tom Neale...which i read after becoming enthralled by all things Pacific after seeing the movie The Blue Lagoon. That movie led me to discover Tahiti ( not physically...I just was fascinated by it. ) And since the movie was filmed in the Fiji Islands I became fascinated by that island nation. But the deserted island of Suvarov, where Tom Neale lived by himself for a couple of years alone, that is something I'd like to do before I kick the bucket. Providing its still deserted. ( i've read it's a bird sanctuary now. And boating fans who have read the Tom Neale book make pilgrimages there Ive read. So maybe if I visit I won;t be alone.

* Stay in an underwater hotel.........like Jules Undersea Lodge in Key Largo Florida, or Hydropolis in Dubai , or Poseiden Undersea Resort in the Fiji Islands . Its a fascinating idea whose time has come....I read Jules Vernes 20,000 leagues Under the Sea and saw the movie as a kid and I do love water. So , even though its more like a submarine in some cases, you cant get there without the water. http://hydropolis.com/

http://jul.com/

http://poseidonresorts.com/

* Go back to Benidorm Spain ..........( Pictured above, i took that picture from my towel on the beach.) I had the pleasure of visiting and DJing there in 2001, and I absolutely loved the place. The people, the food. The architecture is amazing, and the skyline is the second biggest in Europe. Who knew ? I had never even heard of it before going there. Right on the Mediterranian across the water from the popular tourist island of Ibiza , the place is swarming with nightlife. British tourists are everywhere, and the weather is fantastic. I truely didnt want to leave, but I would've had to change my citizenship and all to stay there, much more difficult than it sounds. Shopping galore, cheap rent. The best looking residents I have ever seen anywhere (and I live outside Miami) ......for some reason people have heard of Alicante 30 minutes drive to the south. But Benidorm is the place to be, a tad lower key than Barcelona. I just want to live there. I'd be happy just visiting once more.

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* Go to Burning man ******Just once I'd love to go to this festival/event in the desert of California. Each year it grows, and I am sorry I haven't made it yet in all these years. It just seems so my style. http://www.burningman.com/ . Naked people, music, art. Sun. I mean, just click the link, it sells itself. If you have never heard of it than maybe it isn't for you.

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* Attend the La Tomatina tomato throwing festival in Valencia Spain

http://latomatina.org/

Held on the last Wednesday of August of each year in Valencia Spain, tens of thousands of partyers pelt each other with tomatoes for this festival. Being italian and loving tomatoes, this sounds so much more fun than , say, running away from charging bulls.

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*Publish a book. Because for all the writing I have done in my lifetime, including writing about 18 books in my teens; I have never had a real book published. Yet. I don't mean an article in some magazine, hell I used to write a column weekly in a music trade journal. I mean a full fledged book, one that you could walk into Borders and buy. A novel. A photography book. Anything. A cookbook. I just wantg 1 book published ( at least 1!) before I kick the bucket.

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* Star in a porn movie ***** It doesnt have to be hardcore. In fact I can be in it by myself, if you know what I mean.( I'd probably rather.) Safe sex is after all pretty important. Sure I'd have to loose a few pounds. And shave. And just in general look at least somewhat sexy. I might be able to handle that. I could see me being seduced. Pleasured. I just don't want to have to work too hard, no pun intended.

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* Sail across the Pacific ocean. ********** A raft would be cool. lets be serious, I'm probably not too good at sailing. Realistically speaking, I'd rather be on some yacht, with a refridgerator stocked with Sam Adams beer, a slew of Boston Market frozen dinners, and enough comedy dvd's to last me from Chile to China. I've actually even envisioned a submarine/yacht combo, so when the waves get real bad theres no chance of sinking. After reading about Thor Heyerdahls 1947 trip across the Pacific as a kid (Kon Tiki) i have been fascinated by the idea.
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* Go to the Love Parade festival in Germany******http://www.loveparade.ro/

Not sure if this festival will continue much longer, last I saw it was moving to Duisburg Germany. One of the largest festivals in the world, its a must see on my list.

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* Produce a # 1 worlwide pop record ****** Hey its not that far fetched ! I at least got to remix a worlwide #1 pop hit, Deep Forests ' Sweet Lullaby'. In fact I got a gold record for my work from the RIAA , and got to remix Deep Forests follow up tunes 'Deep Forest' and 'Forest Hymn'. But I'd really like to produce a great pop record. Not a club record mind you, though most certainly anything I produced would be dancefloor friendly. But I would want it to go pop, to reach a massive demographic. Like Macarena. Or Pump up the jam. I dont want an American Billboard magazine dance # 1 hit, I want something that you could hear on the radio in Spain, something Pete Tong might play, BBC would chart, and someone walking the deserted streets of Manila Phillipines at midnight would recognize. THAT kind of # 1 hit.

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* Make a pilgrimage to the river Nile ********** thats right...the roots of Egypt. Big fan of Egyptian history I am, and Greek. And Roman. Ever since seeing the movie Ten Commandments starring Charlton Heston I have been fascinated by the Nile. The movie Cleopatra added to this fascination. Who wouldnt want to walk along the pyramids. And float on the Nile.

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* Skydive naked ***** Yes this sounds like a once in a lifetime b4 deathtime thing. As long as I land where I'm supposed to land. Don't want to land in a pine tree forest. Or a schoolyard. Or a police union picnic. Though i could think of places I may want to land. I will keep these thoughts to myself. If it's not to late.http://nudist-resorts.org/gallery/014.html

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* Take a ride in a submarine. ***** Doesnt have to be across the Atlantic ocean, but a few hundred miles off the east coast might be exhilarating...particularly if it rises to the top of the ocean and i could climb up on deck and look around.

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* Learn either spanish or chineese ***** Yes, a lot of people know these languages obviously, but alas, I only speak english, it's the only language i have spoken since birth. With billions people in the world speaking chineese, and an incredible desire to visit Shanghai to see the 2,000 plus 20 story buildings there....a slight knowledge of the chineese language would be quite helpful on that journey. And spanish I should really know; since I live outside Miami now and the spanish speaking population around these parts is substantial. As it was around my old stomping grounds of Hartford Connecticut. And most of America lately, or so it seems. So I would like to learn a language other than the stale (to me) english language I have always spoke. (n).

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* Live on a houseboat. ***** For a month, or a year. Any extended amount of time. I'd still probably want television. And some bare necessities aka luxuries that I have now. Cable, internet. Trash pickup. But ever since I saw the movie 'Houseboat' as a kid, I have always wanted to live on one.

* Suction cup climb up the Gateway Arch in St. Louis Missouri. ***** Been up to the top many times. Always on the inside in an elevator. Its pretty neat. I'd still like to put suction cups in my hands (like gloves) and climb up the side to the top. Nobody has done that, I dont think.

* See the end of AIDS**** Its taken far too long and far too many people. A whole generation lost.
* Visit Shanghai just to see all the skyrise buildings. There are so many of them!!
* See the Supreme Court swing if not to the left at least to the center. I am tired of living in a conservative country , its past 2010...science trumps religion. Sorry if that offends you....thats just how I feel. There is a balance, as there should be....but the religious right and the corporate rich have controlled the United States far too long. A middle ground we need...something that balances corporate interests and the welfare of the people. ...I mean...'We the people..."..............???     !!!

food to consider NOT eating.

Kidney beans
Saurkraut
Cranberry sauce
Circus peanuts (candy)
head cheese
beef toungue
rocky mountain oysters
Spam
Manhattan clam chowder
sardines
vienna sausage
corn flakes
veal
chicken gizzards
pork cracklings

roommate etiquette

ROOM-MATE ETIQUETTE


*** If you share a common washing machine/ dryer, follow thru when you do laundry. Don't throw a load in the washer then leave for the day , leaving your room-mate having to either wait for you or finish your work.
*** Do not eat loud food next to your room-mate if they are either watching TV , or working ( on the computer or otherwise) or on the phone, or reading, or....anything really. Raw celery, raw carrotts , potato chips , a bowl of crunchy cereal, all these are loud and it's kinda rude to eat thse right next to somebody, if you ask me.
*** Don't fill the refridgerator up with half eaten objects , bowls of leftovers etc. It's a shared refridgerator, not your own personal 'junk drawer'.
*** If your bedroom smells , either keep your door closed or air it out occasionally, or both! Particularly if you have a pet that sleeps with you, it probably smells even if you don't smell it. And if you don't bathe your pet it definitely smells. Trust me.
*** Empty the dishwasher occasionally , if you use dishes. Its everybodys job.
*** If your room-mate is going to work at , say, 9am as an example, and he/she showers before work, dont take your shower around the time they are. If you can wait, do so. Nothing worse than having to wait for the shower , particularly when the person showering has all the time in the world and you don't. And do not use all the hot water!!
*** If your room-mate is in the kitchen cooking, if at all possible try to stay out of the way. Dont start your project which takes counter space if they are in the middle of theirs. Just be patient......unless you share a large kitchen.
***Clean your hair out of the drains. Shower and/or sink. !
*** Room temperature should be acceptable to all/both parties. I like it warm . My room-mate likes it frigid. So it should be in the middle.
***Don't let your room-mate buy all the staples, like sugar, coffee, laundry detergent, stuff like that. Nor should you buy it all. But things like pickles...in a jar...i mean if y'all use your fingers to grab each one out, then by all means each jar should be for personal use.
*** You can't force your room-mate to be 'green.' . Unless its a law, you can't force someone to recycle, thats a personal choice.
*** Do not play your stereo or TV too loud ever....in particular at night or just in general while your room-mate is trying to sleep. If your TV is against a common wall to a room-mates room, I'm betting the rent they can hear it almost as loud as you, so if you are watching a particular loud movie or sport etc, please turn it down. Ditto the stereo.
***Somebody has to shovel when it snows. Not just the first one up....that is of course if you have a sidewalk/driveway....and live in a region of the country where it snows. The first one up shouldnt be the one to have to shovel always.
*** Don't eat your room-mates food. Or drink their soda. If you have to , replace. And if there is shared soda/juice/milk in the refridgerator, do not drink directly from the bottle. Use a glass...thats just not fair.
***If your sick, stay in your room a lot, dont lay on the living room couch coughing and queezing and sneezing and putting your room-mates heath at risk, minimize the chances of you passing your unfortunate cold or flu on to them. Blow, but in the bathroom or in your room, or at least be good at it. And toss the tissue away, don't leave it laying around. Cover your mouth when you cough and sneeze. Be smart.
*** To my horror i saw my room-mate clipping his fingernails on the kitchen counter. Do not do this. Its disgusting...trust me.
*** Don't talk on the phone right next to your room-mate...unless they are somehow included in your two way/three way conversation. Go to another room, particularly if you are on speakerphone. Trust me, no-one want's to hear your conversation. By the same token, do not listen in on their conversation. It's rude. Disrespectful.
*** Don't go in a bedroom thats not yours. In fact don't touch the doorknob even. If you knock don't open the door unless they say come in. If there is no answer either there is nobody in the room or they don't want to be bothered. Go away. If your room-mate is not home don't go in there ever. Whatever is in there it's none of your business. You would want the same consideration.
*** Dont take your bandaids off in the kitchen. If your skin is peeling for whatever reason wear a shirt in the kitchen. If you have dandruff.....well. try to wear a hat. That may be hard...just be thoughtful of others.
*** Don't hog the common room television. In fact even though its a common area dont spend all your time in it. that may force your roommate to get their only 'quiet/alone time' in a biedroom. It sucks to have to go to your bedroom often just to be alone. There should be reasonable 'alone' time in even common areas.
*** the refridgerator/freezer and pantrys are shared areas. If you have more food that doesnt mean you get more space, in a perfect world. If there are two people it would seem fair to say each gets half the freezer...each gets half the shelf space. If there are three moom-mates you would think each gets a third of the space.
*** Don't pile up dishes in the sink, or next to the sink. If both or all roommates did that there would be kitchen chaos.
*** If you have a pet your room-mate shouldn't have to pay the price...in dog hair, cat hair. I don't want to clean up your dogs poo. I dont want to have to step in cat vomit...but if I do, and it's not my cat, i shouldnt have to clean it up. Nor should I have to wait too long for you to clean it up. If its a shared couch, dontcha think its only fair to keep your pet off it ? They dont wash their privates after they pee/shit. Then they're up on the sofa, where I might wanna sit. Do i need to explain?

spewology

**** Isnt cabbage really just hot wet lettuce ? And brussell sprouts wet hot lettuce mini's ?????

**** People shouldn't eat celery or raw carrots when there are other people close by...particularly if the people they are near are watching TV...or working...or studying etc.

**** Can we retire maps ? get a gps already.

**** Dolls are creepy.

**** White breifs (underwear) on guys are so so so so old school i'm embarrassed ( i'd rather be bare assed) for the guy wearing them. ****Soda kinda sucks when compared to juice....it's just suger and water....clearly not good for you...where as juice at least quenches and has health benefits. I just never understood why most people reach for soda first.

**** Close your mouth when you chew. Cover your mouth when you sneeze. Cover your mouth when you cough. ****Handkerchiefs are kinda nasty. Who wants to blow a load of snot on a piece of cloth then put that back into their pocket for re-use. I know this may not sound 'green'.....thats just how i feel. ****Don't blow your nose in the kitchen. At all. I don't care if theres nobody around, but that's maybe just me.

**** Theres gotta be a better way with teeth. They decay after time, and chip. And that causes pain. Can't someone invent teeth covers of some sort.....or yank the teeth out at some age ( you'd be unconscience thru this of course) and replace with something more permanent ?

**** How come there arent disposable frying pans...ala jiffy pop popcorn skillets . Or are there ???

****I've heard WAY too much hip hop for one lifetime. **** Pencils are kinda out. Ball point pens too if you ask me**** Theres no ' I ' in team. I know this....er....my team knows this. If I had a team....er...if we had a team.

****Soup is kinda a beverage. I'm pretty sure you pee it out. Except the solid pieces. That'd be painful.

**** If your at a fast food joint and standing in line for five minutes, dontcha think you've had plenty of time to figure out what your gonna have ? I mean really. It's not like your buying a house. Figure it out before you get to the register!

Still more tips for daily living

Don't drive an SUV if you live in the city and are single...theres no reason for it....luggage or not. Ive said this many times about the suburbs...more to the point if you live in a city. having trouble parallel parking...or at gas stations ..in your big gas guzzling SUV ? No sympathy here.....even if you have 2.3 kids.

Don't eat the yellow snow

Eat soup from a cup as opposed to a bowl...you loose all the heat/steam out of the bowl too fast. And isnt soup supposed to be hot ? It once was anyway. And Tomato soup ? Isnt this just hot Tomato juice ? For that just microwave a cup of V8...it'd be healthier.

Guys don't spit when your walkng in public. it's disgusting...barbaric. You should have to crawl on the ground and lick it up. It shouldnt be illegal....it's just disgusting.

For every law lawmakers pass repeal one.

Girls don't pop your chewing gum outloud. Nobody want's to hear it. Its quite annoying. And furthermore....Don't sing or worse hum in public. just don't.

Have your check ready at the register in stores...( grocery...CVS etc)....except the amount. Cuz believe it or not there are people behind you probably. Better yet. retire paper checks. Its 2009 already for god sakes.

Don't try to get people to watch PBS. It's cool you watch it...For others its probably boring and reminds them your either over 60 or nerdy. Or just dull.

Things i like...............................

marbles

slinkys

etch a sketches

blankets

feather pillows

bubbles

rain

being naked

animation

trading cards

mirror balls

maps

vinyl albums

college basketball

dance clubs

sunsets

waterski-ing

Family Guy

Billboard magazine

porn

watches

mesh

fireplaces

Boston

Pama liquor

velvet

salads

25 cent slots

lists

history

telescopes

classic rock

bubble baths

lemonade

DKNY

political conventions

air hockey

my ex wife

beaches

cats

dogs

italian food

Things i don't like..............................

ballet

weddings

funerals

chinese food

red wine

math

sleet

ghetto rap music

hockey

entertainment news

republicans

traffic

Old Navy

bee's

western movies

hospital drama's

milk

Tofu

pencils

orange

jello

opera

the circus

church

parades

beige

vaccuming

throw pillows

sconces

hangovers

school

children screaming

hard boiled eggs

potato salad

weeding

yelling

tuxedo's

sauerkraut

kidney beans

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Some of my favorite dance music records of all time. ( i was once a pretty good dj...i was told)

*Adonis - No way back

* Rocky Jones - Choice of a new generation

* Jungle Wonz - Time marches on

* Fingers Inc - Mystery of love

* Fingers Inc - Never no more lonely

* Royalhouse - Party people

* Dirty Vegas - Days go by

* New Order - True faith

* New Order - Blue Monday

* Coldplay - Clocks/Viva la Vida

* Divine Inspiration - What will be will be

* Madonna - Get together

* Madonna - Into the groove

*Alexander Robotnik - Problems D'amour

* Klein MBO - Dirty talk

* Tantra - Hills of Katmandu

* Mandy Smith - I just cant wait

* Baiser - Summer breeze

* Rick Astley - Keep on keeping on

* Motorcycle - As the rush

* Candido - Jingo

* - Romeo Void - Never say never

* - Black Legend - You see the trouble

* - Black Legend - Your my first your my last

* - Rui Da Silva - Touch me

* - Kosheen - Hide you

* - Cure - just like heaven

* - Human league - Dont you want me

* - Danny Tenaglia - Look ahead

* - Danny Tenaglia - Music is the answer

* - Living joy - Dreamer

* - Kaos - Definition of love ( original demo lp version)

* - Carolyn Harding - Memories

* - Touch - Without you

* Taurus Boyz - Looking for a love

* - Ellis D - My loleatta

* - Ellis D - I will survive

* - Afrika Bambaata - Planet rock

* - Pleasure Pump - Fantasize me

* - Vamp - outlander

* - Carl Cox - I want you

* - Adam X - Listen

* - France Joli - Come to me

* - Pet shop boys - Left to my own devices

* - Mary J Blidge - Your child ( Jrs mix )

* - Dynamixx - Dont want another man

* - Michael Watford - Holding on

* - Sister Sledge - He's the greatest dancer

* - Sister Sledge - Lost in music

* - B52's - Mesopotamia / Planet Claire

* - Solu music - Fade ( bimbo jones remix)

* -Armand Van Helden - Flowers

* - Armand Van Helden - you dont even know me

* - Kelly Bienvenue - Come back to me ( welcomes disco mix)

* - Evermore - Too late

* - Dave Armstrong feat redrouche - Love has gone

* - Hot Rocks vs the Doors -  Light my fire

* - Dirty South vs Led Zeppelin - Im gonna leave

* - Chicane - Soothe

* - Stonebridge - You dont know - ( hott 22 remix)

* - Martun Ten Velden - I wish you would

* - Brent Laurence - aint gonna ...

* - Kelly Osbourne - One word - (chris cox remix)

* - Armand Van Helden - Puerto rico

* - Jefferson Airplane - White rabbitt ( jonathan peters remix)

* - Groove Armada - Love sweet sound ( Friscia remix)

* - Ce Ce Rogers - Someday

* - Iio - Rapture

* - Prydz - Pjanoo

* - Ralphi rosario - You used to hold me

* - Drummers of love - Drums of love

* - Esquire - Intoxicated

* - Tiesto - Love comes again

* - CeCe Peniston - Finally

* - Fish go deep - Cure and the cause

* - Bob Sinclair - Love generation

* - Flirts - Passion

thats all i can think of right now. im sure it'll hold you over till next time. self indulgence.   I have all there on vinyl if your interested....all 3 of you out there still playing records.

More tips for daily living

* Can we retire spaghetti and ziti already ? most of us have moved on to penne and shells and anything else. Spaghetti is too much work and doesnt hold ANY kind of sauce.....clearly.

* Maybe we cant swim naked.  But there should be more places to do this. Not all of us can afford private pools.  And the coastline should be more accessable to everyone not just the wealthy. You disagree ?   Have you always been a republican ? ( not that theres anything wrong with that. )

* Ummm you can take a bullet for your country at 18 years old but you cant drink a beer legally ? huh.  Two seventeen year old kids having sex are both breaking the law ? And he can be charged with rape ? ( not her ? )   huh.

*Cemetarys suck. Who thought of this idea ? And wakes ? how morbid.

* Hey adults ...dont rag on kids for skateboarding...they could be robbing people....or worse...listening to Eminem music.  Or worse...Fifty cent raps.  Hey Fifty...u got anything else to say other than you like bitches and guns ? At least Kanye deliveres a positive message...even thru his despicable arrogance.  And, i will add, complete lack of humility.

* Enough with the motown. 

*Gals....enough with the tramp stamps. We get it. Your slutty.

* that one ply bathroom tissue aka toilet paper y'all see at highway rest areas and bars and restaurants ? Don buy that shit ( no pun)  for your house...however tight your budget. It doesnt absorb...it just pushes it around....so to speak. Dontcha wanna be clean ....down there ?

* Girls...dont try to pick up guys for casual sex if you are on your period.  No offense. Just dont.  * Girls...you all know B4 Britney came Madonna ?   And how many of you remember Marilyn Monroe as a recording artist ?   Didnt think so...

*No more finger snaps in r& b ballads please. 

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Tips for daily living

*Never wear orange

*Dont drive slow in the left lane of the highway. Its the passing lane....not your personal travel lane. You are not in charge of it...its not your job to use it to slow traffic down....either move to the right or pick up the pace Sparky!

* Dont drink so much you end up throwing up....there is a point when you must know you are drunk. Wasn't that your intent ? You succeeded. Stop drinking fool!

*Nobody under 65 likes cranberry sauce. Stop serving it thanxgiving.

* Ties on men suck. There is no point. And enough with the pin stripe suits already. 

* To you hip hop rappers....enough already with the guns and bitches and ho's. We get it. Throw in something positive. Same to all you dark Goth Death metal groups. 

*Women....dont shave/pluck your eyebrows and then paint fake ones on....it looks ridiculous.

* Hey Japan...stop hunting whales.  Canada...still slaughtering baby harp seals ? is that fun ?

* Cigarette smokers....when you toss your cigarette butt out your car window, do you NOT think thats littering ? cuz it is.

* Guys....shave if not your backs then at least the back of your neck. Cuz it looks ridiculous.  

* Candy canes that are peppermint on Christmas are way too old school. And retire circus peanuts already. Not the peanuts you buy at the circus...but the odd orange sponge like candy people without taste or a clue still seem to buy.

* Dont go to petting zoos or circus's. They are cruel, inhumane and should be illegal. Just close em already.

* Texas.....secede already. 

*Guys....spitting when you walk is disgusting. barbaric. save it for in private in the bathroom.

* Guys..enough with the baggy gym shorts and shorts that go down to the top of your socks. Those arent really shorts...just pants that are too short. In 90 degree heat in the summer,,,,dontcha think shorts SOMEWHERE above the knees would be cooler and more comfortable ? Im not talking hot pants. Just.........SHORTS!!

*There is a point when music is clearly too loud....if its distorted its too loud. duh.

*Hunters....we dont want to see the heads of your capture mounted on the wall. Its really disgusting. theres no defense. And in a restaurant ? I mean really. Steak house or not.

*Global warming is happening. Denying it shows idiocy. ( ok Glenn Beck ?)

* Dont critisize the european way of life unless you have been there.  If you have lived your whole life in one small town in Iowa dont assume people on either coast are out of touch with mainstream America. Maybe its the other way around. Dont forget...its 2009!! the past is gone....you cant stop progress.

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