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Saturday, January 16, 2010

spewology

**** Isnt cabbage really just hot wet lettuce ? And brussell sprouts wet hot lettuce mini's ?????

**** People shouldn't eat celery or raw carrots when there are other people close by...particularly if the people they are near are watching TV...or working...or studying etc.
**** Can we retire maps ? get a gps already.
**** Dolls are creepy.
**** White breifs (underwear) on guys are so so so so old school i'm embarrassed ( i'd rather be bare assed) for the guy wearing them. ****Soda kinda sucks when compared to juice....it's just suger and water....clearly not good for you...where as juice at least quenches and has health benefits. I just never understood why most people reach for soda first.
**** Close your mouth when you chew. Cover your mouth when you sneeze. Cover your mouth when you cough. ****Handkerchiefs are kinda nasty. Who wants to blow a load of snot on a piece of cloth then put that back into their pocket for re-use. I know this may not sound 'green'.....thats just how i feel. ****Don't blow your nose in the kitchen. At all. I don't care if theres nobody around, but that's maybe just me.
**** Theres gotta be a better way with teeth. They decay after time, and chip. And that causes pain. Can't someone invent teeth covers of some sort.....or yank the teeth out at some age ( you'd be unconscience thru this of course) and replace with something more permanent ?
**** How come there arent disposable frying pans...ala jiffy pop popcorn skillets . Or are there ???
****I've heard WAY too much hip hop for one lifetime. **** Pencils are kinda out. Ball point pens too if you ask me**** Theres no ' I ' in team. I know this....er....my team knows this. If I had a team....er...if we had a team.
****Soup is kinda a beverage. I'm pretty sure you pee it out. Except the solid pieces. That'd be painful.
**** If your at a fast food joint and standing in line for five minutes, dontcha think you've had plenty of time to figure out what your gonna have ? I mean really. It's not like your buying a house. Figure it out before you get to the register!